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331. You turn on the tv and every channel has the breaking news 'end of the world is imminent - comet to hit in less than 24 hours'.
332. You vomit.
333. You vomit an some comes out your nose.
334. Your favorite charcoal chicken shop closes down.
335. Your life just sucks.
336. The doctor says you need a tube up your ass.
337. You fly halfway around the world to America to a famous steak house. You order a steak and when it arrives they give you an ordinary knife which is blunt. You expected a steak knife.
338. In Greece a Greek taxi driver rips you off.
339. You find a snake in your bed.
340. You order a cocktail. Towards the end you find a coin in the bottom of the glass.
341. You go swimming in a lake and feel something slimy quickly swim you your shorts.
342. While getting ready for a date you realize that you've just run out of deodorant.
343. You sleep walk naked down the street.
344. You go overseas and international roaming on your phone doesn't work even though your carrier said that it would.
345. The doctor tells you that you have sine flu.
346. You need to get on a really crowded train and the people who you will be crowding next to look as though they relish the thought of being able to feel you up.
347. You buy a new pair of glasses and accidentally buy ladies frames and you are a man.
348. While walking someone steps on your thong.
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349. While on a diet you crack and end up eating a hole tube of ice cream.
350. You get banned from the library for looking up porn.
351. Your wife makes more money than you.
352. It's 3am and you can't sleep and you know you have a big day tomorrow.
353. You have over 200 channels and there is nothing to watch.
354. The soup nazi says no soup for you.
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355. At work the only way to get a promotion is to sleep with the boss. You decide to sleep with the boss but you still don't get the promotion.
356. You get called a slut and it hurts deep.
357. While on a jet ski you run out of petrol 1.5km from shore. There are sharks in the water.
358. You have to take out the trash.
359. You have to tell a white lie and you get busted.
360. You can't spell and you need to write on a whiteboard in front of a large group of people at work.