Bad stuff
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- The fan on your laptop is is always running and is really loud.
- You call someone because you really need to speak to them but they don't pick up.
- While sitting in the library you put your hand under the chair and touch someone's old and moist chewing gum.
- You get slapped with a large trout.
- A cat pounces on your face.
- You need to adjust something but you don't have a screwdriver. You ask around and no one else does either.
- You need to pay a handy man $30 to change a light bulb because you don't know how.
- Nobody likes your website.
- Every time you go clothes shopping you find it hard to find new clothes.
- You washing machine brakes down.
- You get an award at work for being the biggest geek in the office and it secretly offends you.
- You do a really big sneeze and then have mucus hanging from your nose.
- While gardening you put your hands through the soil and find moist cat poop. It really stinks.
- You get chased down the street by killer bees.
- You marry someone who can't cook.
- You regret not buying something on your holiday.
- While at red traffic lights the lights turn green and within a second the car from behind beeps at you.
- On the bus you realize that you sat next to a physco after you sat down. You don't want to move to another seat because you are scared want to make it obvious.
- You place a straw on an camels back and it brakes.
- You have no life.
- All your friends go to the movies and you don't get invited.
- You forget the pin number to your ATM card.
- You step in dog shit.
- You are under paid and over worked.
- You cut yourself while shaving.
- Your dog is better looking than you.
- At a cafe you order a slice of cheese cake. You bite into it and it is the most revolting cheese cake you have ever tasted. You can never eat cheese cake again.
- At the beach a turtle starts laying eggs on your beach towel.
- A fox steals your washing off the clothes line.
- You sit on chewing gum.
